Address Tae A Hun Chief

Fair fa' yer dishonest wonkie face
Great chieftain o' the hunnish race
Aboon them aw ye tak' yer place
Green, Whyte an' Murray
Weel are ye worthy o' disgrace
For stealin' money.

Yer empty pockets ye have filled
Afore ye headed for the hills
Leavin' ahent yer unpaid bills
In time o' need
While through yer lips ye lies distilled
Tae the undeid.

Mark how the Hun oan garbage feeds
The Daily Record's aw he reads
He disnae ken the auld club's deid
An' this yin's dyin'
The sing'le brain call in his heid
Has gied up tryin'.

Oh Power wha hauds fans in His care
An' dishes oot their bill o' fare
Auld Scotia waants tae hear nae mair
O' sad Huns greetin'
Send them another 'billionaire'
Tae fund their cheatin'.

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