H*U*N*S

Hun fan! There's no need to feel down
Hun fan! Pick yourself off the ground
Hun fan! If you've got a spare pound
There's no need to be unhappy
Hun fan! There's a place you can go
Hunland! Where they're aye short of dough
Go there and I know you will find
Many morons of your own kind.

They need your money there ASAP
To pay the wages and the PAYE
Get your cash out now if you want to enjoy
Hanging out with the Billy Boys.

Hun fan! Are you listening to me?
Hun fan! Where do you wanna be?
Hun fan! At the top of the league?
Then you've got to know what they need
Dave King can't do it all on his own
Hun fan! He's in need of a loan
Get there without any delay
Cos they need that money today.

They need your money for HMRC
It's no good shouting WATP
Get your cash out now if you want to enjoy
Hanging out with the Billy Boys.

Hun fan! I was once in your shoes
Orange and as thick as shite too
Hoops fans told me Raynjurz had died
I was so full of hatred inside
That's when some Tims came up to me
And said, 'Hun fan, get yer arse tae Parkheid'
'There's a place there where great fitba is played'
'And the bills all come back marked paid'

Now I'm a follower of Celtic FC
I'm even planning to become an RC
They've got everything a true fan can enjoy
That's why I'm proud to support the Bhoys.


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