The Crooked Chairman

Once a crooked chairman sat inside a stadium
Under a roof where the rain flowed free
And he said as he watched and listened to the Billy Boys
'I feel at home here at Sevco FC'

'Won't pay my bills here'
'Won't pay my bills here'
'You can default on your bills here with me'
And they sang of the Sash and the Famine and the Billy Boys
'You can default on your bills here with me'.

In came a roofer offering an estimate
'Can't take a chance with the fans' safety'
'How many rand have you got in your tucker bag?'
'I'll need some cash upfront for my fee'.

At this the crooked chairman nearly had a heart attack
'Are you trying to take the piss?' said he
And he showed him the door after he had gave his arse a whack
'I only pay if you work here for free'.

Suddenly a crack was heard high above his cranium
Down came the roofs on him - one, two, three
Now his ghost can be heard in the ruins of the stadium
'You can default on your bills here with me'.

'Won't pay my bills here'
'Won't pay my bills here'
'You can default on your bills here with me'
Now his ghost can be heard in the ruins of the stadium
'You can default on your bills here with me'.


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