The Deny Way

And now the end is near
And Sevco face the final curtain
My friends I'll say it clear
I've laughed so much my sides are hurtin'
They thought that we were fooled
With their 'The auld club didnae die' ways
But we all knew the truth of their Big Lie ways.

Debts? They have a few
But then again they never pay them
Their creditors are in a queue
All waiting for some money fae them
They planned each debt they dodged
So they could dae it in a fly way
But even so they're fucked in a goodbye way.

Yes there were times I'm sure he knew
Dave King bit off more than he could chew
But through it all when cash ran out
He got the fans to bail him out
He spent fuck all 
Yet faced them all that wonkie eye way.

They've moaned, they've whinged and cried
They've had their fill of Sevco losing
While fans of other sides
Just find it all so amusing
To think they're still so crap
In spite of spending all that money
If I were a bigoted chap I'd find that funny.

For what is a Hun?
What has he got?
If not a brain?
And he has not!
Is it the sense he truly needs
To see the club he loved is deid?
The record shows he'll answer 'No'
It's the Deny Way.

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